Amanda Bynes has proclaimed, “I’m suing everybody,” according to a May 27 report by TMZ. The actress is now upset with the NYPD.
Bynes previously said that she was going to sue a long list of publications and blogs including In Touch, Perez Hilton, and Us Weekly. She was unhappy with the unflattering photos that they chose to publish and with claims that she was behaving erratically. However, she has done nothing but behave erratically since then — she posted topless photos of herself on Twitter; she shaved her head; she attacked Rihanna on Twitter; and she got arrested for marijuana possession after the cops saw her throw a bong out the window.
TMZ has published a list of reasons that Amanda Bynes is suing the NYPD for her drug-related arrest, and they include claims that the cops illegally entered her apartment and lied about the actress having drugs on her. However, her craziest Twitter complaint is that she was “locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am.” Oddly, she didn’t include her previous claim about a cop slapping her vagina (only Drake can do that, but he has to be a bit more violent).
It seems unlikely that Amanda will sue the cops since she’s like the girl who cried wolf when it comes to threatening people with lawsuits. More than likely she’ll just start complaining about how ugly all the police officers were that she encountered.
Besides, it sounds like she’s too busy to spend time suing everybody. Bynes went on to tweet that she’s getting in shape and getting another nose job so that she can look great in her upcoming music videos. “I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!” she tweeted. So she really is going the rapper route — maybe that’s why she said that she needs to know the identity of Nicki Minaj’s wig person (you better tell her, Nicki, or you might get threatened with a lawsuit).
Amanda might also consider suing Rihanna for not being pretty enough. According to E! Online, here’s what Bynes tweeted about the singer: “Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” She also wrote, “no one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna.” So what was up with that?
Maybe Amanda is jealous of RiRi’s success as a singer or that she can pull off the half-shaved look much better. It’s also possible that she’s trying to start a beef with someone since all the popular singers have them these days — there’s Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown vs. Drake, etc. Speaking of Drake, it’s odd that Amanda seems to be on Breezy’s side since he’s no fan of her vagina-murdering fantasy man.
RiRi simply responded to Bynes’ tweet by writing, “Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?” If Amanda wanted to start a beef, perhaps she should have picked Nicki Minaj instead — just imagine how epic that Twitter war would be. And this is what Amanda fired back at RiRi: “unlike ur fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren’t pretty u know it!” RiRi probably started feeling sorry for Amanda, because she didn’t respond to that dig.
Amanda does seem to need some sort of intervention, and since she keeps getting into trouble on Twitter, it looks like someone needs to also encourage her to go to “tweehab.”