If the original prancercise video isn’t quite doing it for you like it used to, you’re in luck. According to Huffington Post, of July 23 Joanna Rohrback of Prancercise LLC, is back with an “x-rated, uninhibited” new version.
But here’s the thing: It is not x-rated, uninhibited or new. She has apparently decided that by adding the same “exercises” to a new video and by talking in an odd amount of rhymes, she can somehow erase the old version, which did feature an x-rated region.
Responding to ‘haters’ of her first video, Rohrback has addressed some issues and has apparently been inspired to do some clever marketing of her own. She’s switched to black pants to help hide some unmentionable, undesired features for viewers. But don’t worry, she’s donned a downright neon green flowy frock and jewelry to keep things vibrant. Gotta be stylish when prancercising, after all.
The names of her moves are all the same — trot, gallop and box — and they appear in the exact same order. However, the box somehow looks like she’s swimming and the arm movements for the trot and gallop seem to have become a bit looser, but if she’s says they’re the same, we’ll have to trust her. She’s the only prancerciser probably in existence.
And just to show haters how much she doesn’t care about the old video, she’s taken her prancercising to busy sidewalks along roads! Long gone are the shy days of prancing in parks. She’s confident and well-concealed now.
It’s pretty clear that she’s looking to lure in viewers with the promise of a little something risque to go along with the oddity, and it’s likely to work. But by no means will anyone forget about the old video and the mean comments she’s received are likely to become meaner.