Miley Cyrus doesn’t need to twerk to get tons of attention — she just needs to open her mouth so that all that crazy stuff in there can spill out. And this has nothing to do with her new teeth bling. However, according to a July 26 report by MTV News, Miley is considering getting a Chris Brown face tattoo to go with her new grill. If you aren’t entertained by Miley’s body art idea, perhaps you’ll enjoy the July 25 story on The Hollywood Gossip about the time that she dated a gay guy.
But back to the body art. Miley reportedly said this during a TV interview in Germany: “Didn’t one girl get ‘Drake’ across her forehead? That’s crazy. That’s a dedicated fan right there. I was thinking about maybe getting ‘Chris Brown’ across this cheek. It’d be really good for my career.” Obviously Miley Cyrus was just joking, so don’t expect to see her and Rihanna involved in an ugly Twitter war anytime soon. A girl getting a Chris Brown face tattoo is a terrible thought, but you just know that one of Breezy’s crazy fans out there is going to think that Miley’s ink idea is brilliant. Maybe it takes that kind of obsessive mind to forgive him for being a woman beater.
Miley Cyrus didn’t just talk about using tattoos to change her look. The pop star is annoyed that “everyone” has cut their hair because they want to look like the punk-ified pixie, so she’s planning to grow her locks out until she has a ponytail that reaches her butt. She said of her imitators, “Everyone else has cut their hair to look just like me, so now I gotta do something different. I don’t like when you walk in and you see a bunch of other you’s.” Hate to break it to you, Miley, but you aren’t the first pop star to sport short hair with shaved sides: Rihanna, Pink, and Robyn all rocked similar ‘dos before you.
Miley might not be an innovator when it comes to hairstyles with partial buzz cuts, but she is pretty good at getting buzz by telling bizarre stories. Here’s what she said about dating a gay guy: “We’ve all gone through those. Your boyfriend is not who he says he is. He tries on your clothes when you leave…” She also said that she visits strip clubs a lot, but who cares when there’s now a major mystery to solve? Nick Jonas looks like he could fit into one of Miley’s crop tops, and you just know that he was like, “Oh Lord, here we go,” when he read Miley’s comment. However, male celebs should be at a point now where they don’t consider it an insult to be called gay: They can just roll their eyes and get back to their groupies. Justin Gaston did spark gay rumors back in 2008 when the underwear-clad male model was photographed frolicking with a bunch of other guys (he was even wearing a crop top in one of the pictures). So maybe Justin Gaston was just “dating” underage Miley to get a little attention or something.
So what do you think of Miley’s talk about tattoos and dating gay guys? Is she trying a little too hard to be edgy?