First published in April of 2011, we should revisit this as the illegal alien supporters are invoking Superman in their open borders propaganda. Visit Breitbart.com to read the story. To my knowledge, Superman never got a green card. But, he is covered under the Morton Memo amnesty of two years ago.
Superman renounced his citizenship two years ago. Something he never had.
How the world turns. With central banks and foreign governments abandoning the U.S. dollar coincidentally as America seemingly abandons the meritocracy of capitalism the superhero of superheroes, Superman, has announced he is going to abandon his U.S. Citizenship.
I wasn’t aware that Superman, or Kal-El as some of us know him, had been naturalized.
It never seemed that important, what with the Man of Steel doing so many good deeds; saving the world from the evil that men do and all. And, it seemed that he did good just for the sake of doing it and never got paid. And that is a good thing, considering that Superman isn’t only an alien, he is an illegal alien without a work visa.
Ma and Pa Kent found the baby Kal-El when his spaceship crashed near Smallville, Kansas. Now, you can enter the United States anywhere you please, but if you don’t come in at a Port of Entry, you must go immediately to the nearest inspection station and report your presence.
They never did that, so baby Kal-El became the first illegal-alien-alien in the U.S.A.
And, the Kents obviously had to falsify his birth certificate to get him into school.
There is no real problem up to this point, other than his unauthorized presence and his fake birth certificate.
I mean, he wasn’t running for President or anything.
Then Superman/Kal-El/Clark Kent moves to Metropolis where he commits at least two felonies as he takes a job as a reporter at the Daily Planet newspaper.
Here it gets a little sticky for our superhero who isn’t exactly doing “work that Americans won’t do,” is he? There are American citizen newspaper reporters and American citizen super-heroes who have been displaced by the Man of Steel.
In fact, one could argue that Superman has out-competed all the other home grown superheroes like Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern and The Tick, just to name just a few.
Apparently Superman has many residences outside the country. His Fortress of Solitude is located somewhere in “the frozen regions of the Arctic,” meaning it could be at the North Pole, in Russia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Greenland, Canada or Alaska.
He also reportedly has other Fortress residences; one in the Amazon Rain Forest and another at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly he has exited and re-entered the United States thousands of times, each time breaking our immigration laws by entering illegally.
Clark Kent probably had a valid Social Security number issued to him in Kansas based on the forged birth certificate, the first three numbers ranging between 509 and 512, so he pays taxes at least.
Did he ever vote? Kent is described as a conservative so…maybe. That would have been another felony, registering and voting while not being a U.S. citizen, but nobody really cares about that nowadays.
Was he summoned and did he do any jury duty?
Truth and Justice as the “American Way” has been abandoned by a lot of the Baby Boom Generation and Millennials, so losing Superman as a national character is not really that surprising.
Well, wherever Superman ends up, and whatever country and citizenship he adopts, we wish him well. And we wish him good luck, ‘cause he’s gonna need it.
He was talking about speaking to the United Nations. Great, that useless institution needs some Super-guidance. I personally think the U.N. Building in New York City would be more of a benefit to mankind if it was turned into a soup kitchen, but…
I predict, however, that after getting tangled up with the United Nations, which is drenched in corruption, Superman will be wishing that Kryptonite was his worst problem.
If America is being spurned by Superman and the rest of the world, after having freed more people on this planet from tyranny, disease and poverty than all the other countries of the world added up throughout human history, then I say let the Man of Steel shoulder the burden by himself for a while.”
And God knows the world will need him to stand up to evil, because it is a sure bet that nobody else is going to do it if America doesn’t.
So, go for it Superman. You handle the bad guys by yourself because America can use a rest as the savior of the world.
And, if you need any help, come on back and we’ll be glad to discuss it with you.
Just remember as a non-citizen to be sure you enter my country legally next time.
That’d be super.
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”– Winston Churchill