Technology has infiltrated the lingerie world with a new “Clap-Off” bra. You may already be singing that annoying commercial tune “clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off, the CLAPPER!” and you would be right on target.
Designer Randy Sarafen created this go-go gadget bra after being inspired by some high-tech bras he’d heard about in Syria. Wait. Syria? The country of sexual suppression? Who wears a high-tech bra beneath their burqa? Regardless of that dumbfounding bit of information, the clap-off bra does, indeed, come undone when someone claps. Hold the applause!
While this might be fun at home, could you just imagine having dinner at Bennigans when the wait staff begins to sing happy birthday to a customer? Bam! Out fly your girls right onto your dinner plate. What about sporting events? I suppose for the guys, this would make them much sportier. Concerts? Well, who doesn’t go topless and flash at a good concert?
I once had a clap-off bra before they were invented. It was a hook-in-the-front black satin cutie that I just loved except… It had an annoying habit of coming unsnapped when I put my hands together, clapping or otherwise. This caused a major embarrassing moment in front of my best friend’s dad. Still haven’t lived that one down.
So, a clap-on bra could be sexy fun in the bedroom (or wherever you plan a hot rendezvous with your significant other), but practically speaking in the real world, it might be best to stick with the manual variety to avoid cheek-reddening booby bloopers.
M. Gwynn has authored two books, Harvest and The Cat Who Wanted to be a Reindeer on Amazon.com .
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